Welcome to the weird side of the internets. This is just a cabinet of strange, funny, disturbing and sometimes wonderfully animated gif’s I collected, and I can’t stop looking at them. This is the madness of our creativity at its peak.
It made me forget my cynisism and, once more, fall in love with that fickle bunch of bastards we call humanity.
He had a good time, one or two drinks maybe, he did a little dance, made a little move and before you know it was that time.
He decided to drive home. Or something vaguely similar.
It was noticed by local police, who made him blow the old breath tester. At least, that was the plan.
The old man figured it was just one more for the road.
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Don't you hate those new buildings that don't have a letterbox? Here's what you do.
RUSKI’S DELIVAR!
That awkward moment when you arrive at
a new office building with your resumé
and realise it’s too modern to have an
actual letterbox.
What do you do?
This is who it’s done in Russia.
Because Ruski’s always deliver.
Period.
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ZORRO, THE BURGER KINGPIN
Zorro would steal your burgers and fries to give them to the poor, that's what Zorro would do!.
What would Zorro do, when faced with the imminent danger of obesity?
This man must be a superhero.
Keeping ‘Murricans from getting fat like he does.
A true patriot, this man, even though Zorro was, of course, Spanish.
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LAWNMOWERMAN
At some point in your life you have to let go
Ah, the 50′s and 60′s.
A time of renewal, of technological advancement and incredible possibillities.
The sheer power of stuff made in that era was too much for some.
Like this new, turbo charged super lawnmower.It does everything: mow your lawn, trim your nails, irons your shirt…
And it even drives you all the way to town.
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GTA (IRL)
miss me baby one more time
Now this has been tampered with; it’s the same car over and over again.
Because let’s face it, nobody gets to be this lucky. Or that cool.
But it’s nicely shooped, and the guy in the way of ongoing traffic safes his life not once, but four times.
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KING OF THE HILL
Skateboards are for whimps
Of course you can use a skateboard.
And the road.
But that would be cheating.
He does however show enormous
respect for the stop sign.
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KING OF THE STAIRS
The secret is shoesize combined with distance to next step. And a pensive gesture.
The slide 2.
This guy basically does the same trick, but in a much safer enviroment.
No cars, less distance to slide and a softer floor.
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-
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But his posture makes him a star.
The slightly pensive gesture.
10/10
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HATTRICK
While we’re on the subject of cool; have a look at this guy. You can train yourself to do anything in the world if you really want to. Open heart surgery, aircraft aviation, wizardry, anything.
So why not learn how to put your hat on using a somersault? You know it makes sense.
I wonder how he shaves...
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COOL STORY BRO
But I can actually get dressed while doing somersaults, so your argument is invallid.
He had a latte as well, but you can't see that
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YES, I KNOW IT’S WHITE
it's a gateway drug to krokodil
Those movie people.
One designer drug after the other surfaces in the bowels of Hollywood, each more ridiculous than the last, and this time it’s kittens. Unfortunately his craze came too late for the great movies of our time.
Now, one can only imagine how that scene in ‘Scarface’ would have benefited from a mountain of meow.
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RUN RUDOLPH, RUN
Now this is at a baseball game, but the guy in the greenman suit probably got a call from the local football francise after this footage was released. You don’t need to be big, you need to fast.
ok maybe they couldn't see him very well...
He outruns, out-wrestles and simply out-awesomes everybody on the pitch, dropping a couple of his attackers along the way, to reach the door… and close it behind him.
Swag.
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COMING SOON: TROLLEYBALL
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Or maybe they did.
Maybe this is him.
Take a good look, wannabees.
This is how it’s fucking done.
Any fucking questions?
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TRAY NINJA
And I don't even lift
Don’t mess with this guy when he’s working in a kitchen near you.
He might look like a lazy fuck, standing around rotating a tray, but watch it:
He’s a ninja.
Name: Jack Li
Level: 8
Weapon: tray of death.
Range: close to medium range
Alignment: chaotic neutral
Specialty: putting the tray precisely under your feet and twarth your evil plans.
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IT’S… YES, WHAT IS IT?
Imagine you’re just shooting some hoops in your room with a couple of friends and… Oh, just look. I can’t even…
Defense is important to all creatures
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JESUS BLOCKED YOUR SHOT, KID
sorry, no hoop dreams for you, you're white.
Or you’re practicing you free throws, guess what: fucking black-bearded Jesus again.
This guy gives new meaning to the word ‘beachbum’.
But you can’t blame him for trying.
Very classy indeed.
I think Monty Python would have loved this.
Remember their television show? It’s..!
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NOT BREAKDANCING
Since the Russians started breakdancing shit’s never been the same. This goes for the internet as well. Since they have it and bought camera’s to fill it up with there’s no holding back anymore. Russia, I thank thee.
yeah, but his crew in the background is probably a lot better...
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PHYSICS. SOME OF IT IS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS
You have to remember this: Being handicapped is no excuse for being stupid.
I want to see how that looked in your mind.
Really, nobody wants you to go to Yale or something, but a small amount of knowledge of the workings of the world around you is essential for your survival.
Even on a social level.
In this case, mostly on a social level.
Get with the program, lady.
It’s not rocket science.
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MISSION URANUS
Going straight for the black hole. What do we do, Captain?
Ok, sometimes it is rocket science.
He stands as one of the few people who got a rocket up his ass and lived to tell.
Or is it another NASA cover up?
You decide!
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AGAIN: PHYSICS
It probably saved him from being hit by a car
Another prime example
of how a little understanding
goes a long way.
It keeps you away from harm
and more importantly,
web fame.
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ALSO: PHYSICS
At least they know for certain
You could have picked the flaws in this plan up from watching Tom and Jerry.
Ok, you did see that.
I kinda understand though.
You have a tree and a saw.
What else could you do?
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WHEN YOU SEE IT…
You may not notice it immediately but her pussy is kinda cute.
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DAS BOOT
Cool stuff, having a fast boat full of slow women. Although you should have told them.
Animated Gif Hell
Welcome to the weird side of the internets. This is just a cabinet of strange, funny, disturbing and sometimes wonderfully animated gif’s I collected, and I can’t stop looking at them. This is the madness of our creativity at its peak.
It made me forget my cynisism and, once more, fall in love with that fickle bunch of bastards we call humanity.
Ad infinitum
the many faces of the interwebs
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THIS OL’ MAN CAME ROLLING HOME
Allright, if you insist.
He had a good time, one or two drinks maybe, he did a little dance, made a little move and before you know it was that time.
He decided to drive home. Or something vaguely similar.
It was noticed by local police, who made him blow the old breath tester. At least, that was the plan.
The old man figured it was just one more for the road.
——————————————————————————————————–
Don't you hate those new buildings that don't have a letterbox? Here's what you do.
RUSKI’S DELIVAR!
That awkward moment when you arrive at
a new office building with your resumé
and realise it’s too modern to have an
actual letterbox.
What do you do?
This is who it’s done in Russia.
Because Ruski’s always deliver.
Period.
———————————————————————————————————————
ZORRO, THE BURGER KINGPIN
Zorro would steal your burgers and fries to give them to the poor, that's what Zorro would do!.
What would Zorro do, when faced with the imminent danger of obesity?
This man must be a superhero.
Keeping ‘Murricans from getting fat like he does.
A true patriot, this man, even though Zorro was, of course, Spanish.
———————————————————————————————————————-
LAWNMOWERMAN
At some point in your life you have to let go
Ah, the 50′s and 60′s.
A time of renewal, of technological advancement and incredible possibillities.
The sheer power of stuff made in that era was too much for some.
Like this new, turbo charged super lawnmower.It does everything: mow your lawn, trim your nails, irons your shirt…
And it even drives you all the way to town.
———————————————————————————————————————-
GTA (IRL)
miss me baby one more time
Now this has been tampered with; it’s the same car over and over again.
Because let’s face it, nobody gets to be this lucky. Or that cool.
But it’s nicely shooped, and the guy in the way of ongoing traffic safes his life not once, but four times.
———————————————————————————————————————-
KING OF THE HILL
Skateboards are for whimps
Of course you can use a skateboard.
And the road.
But that would be cheating.
He does however show enormous
respect for the stop sign.
———————————————————————————————————————-
KING OF THE STAIRS
The secret is shoesize combined with distance to next step. And a pensive gesture.
The slide 2.
This guy basically does the same trick, but in a much safer enviroment.
No cars, less distance to slide and a softer floor.
-
-
-
But his posture makes him a star.
The slightly pensive gesture.
10/10
———————————————————————————————————————-
HATTRICK
While we’re on the subject of cool; have a look at this guy. You can train yourself to do anything in the world if you really want to. Open heart surgery, aircraft aviation, wizardry, anything.
So why not learn how to put your hat on using a somersault? You know it makes sense.
I wonder how he shaves...
———————————————————————————————————————
COOL STORY BRO
But I can actually get dressed while doing somersaults, so your argument is invallid.
He had a latte as well, but you can't see that
———————————————————————————————————————-
YES, I KNOW IT’S WHITE
it's a gateway drug to krokodil
Those movie people.
One designer drug after the other surfaces in the bowels of Hollywood, each more ridiculous than the last, and this time it’s kittens. Unfortunately his craze came too late for the great movies of our time.
Now, one can only imagine how that scene in ‘Scarface’ would have benefited from a mountain of meow.
———————————————————————————————————————-
RUN RUDOLPH, RUN
Now this is at a baseball game, but the guy in the greenman suit probably got a call from the local football francise after this footage was released. You don’t need to be big, you need to fast.
ok maybe they couldn't see him very well...
He outruns, out-wrestles and simply out-awesomes everybody on the pitch, dropping a couple of his attackers along the way, to reach the door… and close it behind him.
Swag.
———————————————————————————————————————-
COMING SOON: TROLLEYBALL
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Or maybe they did.
Maybe this is him.
Take a good look, wannabees.
This is how it’s fucking done.
Any fucking questions?
———————————————————————————————————————-
TRAY NINJA
And I don't even lift
Don’t mess with this guy when he’s working in a kitchen near you.
He might look like a lazy fuck, standing around rotating a tray, but watch it:
He’s a ninja.
Name: Jack Li
Level: 8
Weapon: tray of death.
Range: close to medium range
Alignment: chaotic neutral
Specialty: putting the tray precisely under your feet and twarth your evil plans.
———————————————————————————————————————-
IT’S… YES, WHAT IS IT?
Imagine you’re just shooting some hoops in your room with a couple of friends and… Oh, just look. I can’t even…
Defense is important to all creatures
———————————————————————————————————————-
JESUS BLOCKED YOUR SHOT, KID
sorry, no hoop dreams for you, you're white.
Or you’re practicing you free throws, guess what: fucking black-bearded Jesus again.
Every fucking time.
Yes, I know, Jesus saves, but this is ridiculous.
What does he think this is, Life Of Kobe Brian?
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DID YOU KNOW?
No, I didn’t either.
This is what happens if you listen to R. Kelly
The new David Beakham?
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NEVER SAW IT THAT WAY, BUT YEAH, IT IS A SCARY LAMP.
Please note: ‘P’ pukes.
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I. LOVE. THIS.
isn't there a rule 34 kinda thing for puppetry and videogames?
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LOG OR CROC
wonderfull animation.
that's one fast log
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NO COMMENT
Merry Christmas
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SURFER DUDE
It's... Monty...Python's...Flying...Circus.
This guy gives new meaning to the word ‘beachbum’.
But you can’t blame him for trying.
Very classy indeed.
I think Monty Python would have loved this.
Remember their television show? It’s..!
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NOT BREAKDANCING
Since the Russians started breakdancing shit’s never been the same. This goes for the internet as well. Since they have it and bought camera’s to fill it up with there’s no holding back anymore. Russia, I thank thee.
yeah, but his crew in the background is probably a lot better...
————————————————————————————————————————————-
PHYSICS. SOME OF IT IS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS
You have to remember this: Being handicapped is no excuse for being stupid.
I want to see how that looked in your mind.
Really, nobody wants you to go to Yale or something, but a small amount of knowledge of the workings of the world around you is essential for your survival.
Even on a social level.
In this case, mostly on a social level.
Get with the program, lady.
It’s not rocket science.
————————————————————————————————————————————-
MISSION URANUS
Going straight for the black hole. What do we do, Captain?
Ok, sometimes it is rocket science.
He stands as one of the few people who got a rocket up his ass and lived to tell.
Or is it another NASA cover up?
You decide!
———————————————————————————————————————————–
AGAIN: PHYSICS
It probably saved him from being hit by a car
Another prime example
of how a little understanding
goes a long way.
It keeps you away from harm
and more importantly,
web fame.
———————————————————————————————————————————————-
ALSO: PHYSICS
At least they know for certain
You could have picked the flaws in this plan up from watching Tom and Jerry.
Ok, you did see that.
I kinda understand though.
You have a tree and a saw.
What else could you do?
———————————————————————————————————————————————-
WHEN YOU SEE IT…
You may not notice it immediately but her pussy is kinda cute.
———————————————————————————————————————————————-
DAS BOOT
Cool stuff, having a fast boat full of slow women. Although you should have told them.
That it’s really a submarine. Convertable.
The Axe effect
Also: that guy.
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RAMBO – THE EARLY DAYS
No guts, no glory.
You’re doing it wrong.
Expendable.
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ICECAPADE
It's called 'natural selection'
What were you thinking?
Punch a hole with your body?
Or something along the lines of:
‘Nah, that won’t hurt a bit.’?
No really, what were you thinking?
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ROCKET SCIENCE MEETS RELIGION
Farewell, my people need me.
I love this gif.
I don’t know why.
Preacher turns into a jetfighter.
Oh wait, maybe that’s why.
God awaits.
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KICK IT! (TATA-TA-TAAA-TATA-TA-TAAA)
Granny’s just jealous it’s the BEA-STIE-BOYS!
Cool entrance, bro.
1-2-3
and
kick
and
….
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IT’S A HORSE!
I can't even...
Great piece of work.
Thinks me.
This is why I love the internet.
I feel like Alice in Wonderland.
On acid.
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HORSE AGAIN
A steed indeed, he's smoking.
Just watch already
It’s classy.
For a horse.
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WARNING! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE SPIDER SECTION (not for the fainthearted)
And after that, we will feast on you
Spiders are my favourite scary animals, because I am Spiderman.
But still:
I’d rather spend the night in a room full of bats than having one of these babies anywhere near me.
Fascinating as they are.
.
.
AND DON’T CALL IT AN INSECT.